Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried offer somebits to a massive reptile. Witnesses say that Trump perhaps got a little overly familiar with the creature, causing some raised eyebrows. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and clips have instantly gone popular online.
- The reason for this encounter is unknown
- chose Alcatraz
- but some speculate that he wastesting his bravery
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has faced off against a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the former leader battling with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.
Stay tuned for more updates read more on this bizarre event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! President Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even said he will put in a gold-plated bidet during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these giant lizards runnin' wild. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- Drain the Swamp!
Bigly Donald's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The Commander-in-Chief himself is hitting the swamps on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumpfacing off against alligators. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and expecting a challenge. Will he run screaming back to the White House? Only time will tell!
This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna believe this! The Donald himself, previous Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild adventure. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious grit and is diving into a pen full of hungry alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was an attempt to boost his image.
What could ever go wrong?? Only time will show.